There are plenty of Adult Pantomime choices throughout Norfolk, Suffolk and Essex, so if you are looking for a hilarious night out for the grown ups, then check out all these options although don’t leave it too long to book, as the adult pantomimes sell out VERY quickly.
If you are looking for a family pantomime, check out Pantomimes in Norfolk, Pantomimes in Suffolk or Pantomimes in Essex.
Adult Pantomimes in Essex
The New Adventures of Peter Pan – Over 16’s only
Location : Thameside Theatre, Orsett Road, Grays, Essex RM17 5DX
Thurrock’s favourite Dame Luke Coldham returns for his 9th Thameside pantomime – this year playing the hilarious Mrs Smee.
Joining Luke are returning local stars Josh Harrison Yellop as Peter Pan and Isabelle Byrne as Wendy.
Samuel Ward-Smith is the evil Captain Hook, Ella McLaughlin is Tinks and Michelle Whitney provides comedy and calamity as Persil the Mermaid.
This will be a raucous show packed full of pranks, surprises and dares! As well as the cast playing jokes on each other audiences will be able to influence the story and ensure there is mayhem in every scene! As these
Dates : Saturday 3rd January 2026 – Sunday 4th January 2026
For further information CLICK HERE
The Adult Panto – Snow White and the Magnificent Seven!
Location : Palace Theatre, Station Road, Westcliff-on-Sea, Essex, SS0 7RA
Taking the UK by storm since 2004, the Market Theatre’s Adult Panto Company are back on tour and out to corrupt another classic fairy tale beyond recognition with their unique style of Adult Panto.
Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and pull off their biggest challenge yet, their very own adult version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs using a minimum of set props, costume and actors!?
Get ready for an evening of slick, fast-moving, farcical fun and bawdy sexual innuendo for adults only.
Not suitable for under 16’s.
Dates : Friday 2nd January 2026 – Saturday 3rd January 2026
For further information CLICK HERE
Tinderella
Location : Brentwood Theatre, 15 Shenfield Road, Brentwood, Essex, CM15 8AG
Get ready to laugh, blush, and maybe even swipe right! Tinderella is the hilariously naughty, modern-day pantomime that puts a cheeky twist on the classic fairytale.
This isn’t your childhood Cinderella — it’s a full-on, over-18 romp through the wild world of dating apps, ghosting, dodgy DMs, and not forgetting your most loved cast who are returning for another year of fun!
Dates : Thursday 8th January 2026 – Saturday 10th January 2026
For further information CLICK HERE
The Only Way is Dick
Location : Towngate Theatre, St Martins Square, Basildon, SS14 1DW
Essex’s no.1 sell-out Adult-only Panto returns for its 8th year at the Towngate Theatre, with Coldham Productions’ saucy tale of Dick Whittington – The Only Way is Dick!
Full of everything you could wish from a traditional panto – from the sets, the costumes and the magic – but takes a whole new meaning to ‘it’s behind you!’
Guaranteed to be the most fabulous, funniest and filthiest nights out at the Theatre!
Please be advised that this may not be appropriate for those who are easily offended or with a nervous disposition.
Dates : Tuesday 13th January 2026 – Sunday 1st February 2026
For further information CLICK HERE
Jack Off the Beanstalk
Location : Chelmsford Theatre, Fairfield Road, Chelmsford, Essex, CM1 1JG
Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you’ve ever dared to see! Warning: this is not your childhood fairy tale—unless your bedtime stories came with a parental advisory!
In this fabulously filthy twist, Dame Trott’s farm is in shambles… Desperate to rescue the farm, our hero Jack heads to the cattle market to save the day but is milked by the fiendish Fleshlight into handing over their beloved cow Daisy for a handful of “magic beans”.
Will Flicking their Magic Beans save the day? Will we have to get our chopper out? Will Daisy get milked? Exactly how big is this Beanstalk?
Dates : Saturday 24th January 2026
For further information CLICK HERE
The Naughty Adventures Of Peter Pan!
Location : Princes Theatre, Town Hall, Station Road, Clacton-on-Sea, Essex CO15 1SE
This Christmas, join us for the swashbuckling Adult Pantomime Adventures of Peter Pan, *Not suitable for anyone under the age of 18
Join Peter Pan, the mischievous boy who refuses to grow up, and his loyal fairy sidekick, Tink as they return to Neverland, where pirates, fairies, mermaids, and lost children await.
Peter and his friends encounter the villainous Captain Hook, who seeks revenge on Peter for the loss of his hand to a hungry crocodile.
With Tink’s guidance and the help of magical fairy dust, Peter Pan must outsmart Captain Hook and his bumbling crew, overcoming challenges, and discovering the true meaning of love, loyalty, and never-ending magic.
Dates : Saturday 27th December – Sunday 28th December 2025
For further information CLICK HERE
Jack off the Beanstalk: Grab Your Chopper
Location : Charter Hall, Colchester Leisure World, Cowdray Ave, Colchester CO1 1YH
Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you’ve ever dared to see!
Warning: this is not your childhood fairy tale—unless your bedtime stories came with a parental advisory!
In this fabulously filthy twist, Dame Trott’s farm is in shambles… Desperate to rescue the farm, our hero Jack heads to the cattle market to save the day but is milked by the fiendish Fleshlight into handing over their beloved cow Daisy for a handful of “magic beans”
Dates : Friday 23rd January 2026
For further information CLICK HERE
Adult Pantomimes in Norfolk
Jack’s Big Stalk – Adult Pantomime
Location : Gorleston Pavillion Theatre, Pier Gardens, Gorleston-On-Sea, NR31 6PP
Join us for our brand new late-night, adults-only panto packed with filth, flair and full-on festive chaos. This is Jack and the Beanstalk as you’ve never seen it before – rude, raucous and absolutely not for kids.
After selling their beloved cow Pat and flicking their beans clean out the window, Jack and Dame Schitt must climb the biggest stalk this side of Regent Road and what they find at the top is anyone’s guess.
Dates : Saturday 6th December – Sunday 21st December 2025
For further information CLICK HERE
The Liar, The B*tch and the Wardrobe
Location : Norwich Theatre Playhouse, 42-58 St George’s St, Norwich, NR3 1AB
With no prospects of climbing the property ladder, the imminent return of James Cordon to the UK and the brink of World War Ill on the horizon, two evacuees flee London and escape to the country for a simpler life.
All seems to be going to plan until a trip back in the closet transports them both to an unknown land.
They embark on a raucous adventure meeting ‘almost’ recognisable characters: Mr Topless, The Hungry Beaver, The Tight Bi*ch and Aslan, as they pursue their own personal quest of discovery, to become Queens of the kingdom and solve that ultimate age-old problem: world peace!
Dates : Wednesday 10th December – Saturday 20th December 2025
For further information CLICK HERE
Adult Panto – The WizHard of Oz
Location : The Corn Hall, 21 St Nicholas Street, Diss, Norfolk, IP22 4LB
Follow Dorothy as she is blown like never before…into Oz, where she’ll meet new friends! One who’s well stuffed, one who’s well stiff and one who’s well, a furry!
There they’ll embark on their hunt for the Great and Powerful Wiz Hard! Will he grant her wish to return home?
Or even worse, will she end up touring East Anglia for minimum wage?!
Dates : Thursday 15th January 2026 – Saturday 17th January 2026
For further information CLICK HERE
Sinderella: The Adult Panto
Location : St. George’s Theatre, King’s Street, Great Yarmouth, Norfolk NR30 2PG
By official invitation of Prince Charming, you are cordially invited to enjoy his balls this New Year as Adult Panto returns with the most magical, naughty tale of them all, Sinderella!
Will poor Sinderella find her Prince or will her wicked mother and sisters, Dee and Tox stop her! Under the guidance of our magical Scary Godmother, and the lovable Buttonz, will Sinderella ensure the glass slipper is returned to her?
With Sparkling Sets and Costumes, an Utterly Filthy ‘laugh a minute script’ and audience participation, get ready for a night at the theatre you won’t forget in a hurry, oh no you won’t!
Warning, over 18’s only, this show is rude, crude, and likely to offend.
Dates : Friday 2nd January 2026 – Sunday 4th January 2026
For further information CLICK HERE
One-Eyed Willy and the Quest for the Big Chest!
Location : Maddermarket Theatre, Saint John’s Alley, Norwich NR2 1DR
Following the record-breaking Jack off the Beanstalk, The Adult Panto Company returns for it’s eigth filthy season. Join us for an outrageous, pirate-themed adult pantomime packed with raunchy humour, unforgettable characters, and side-splitting shenanigans!
Join the devilishly handsome tsunami of smut, One-Eyed Willy, as he embarks on a perilous journey to discover the legendary Big Chest.
With a crew of misfits, treacherous seas, and plenty of camp thrills, this boisterous romp will have you laughing, cheering, and longing for more.
Get ready to plunder the night away in this uproarious, risqué treasure hunt where anything can happen and probably will!
Dates : Wednesday 7th January 2026 – Saturday 17th January 2026
For further information CLICK HERE
Sinderella – The Adult Pantomime
Location : Sheringham Little Theatre, 2 Station Road, Sheringham, NR26 8RE
By official invitation of Prince Charming, you are cordially invited to enjoy his balls this New Year as Adult Panto returns with the most magical, naughty tale of them all, Sinderella!
Will poor Sinderella find her Prince or will her wicked mother and sisters, Dee and Tox stop her!
Under the guidance of our magical Fairy Drag Mother, and the lovable Buttonz, will Sinderella ensure the glass slipper is returned to her?
With Sparkling Sets and Costumes, an Utterly Filthy ‘laugh a minute script’ and audience participation, get ready for a night at the theatre you won’t forget in a hurry, oh no you won’t!
Dates : Wednesday 7th January – Monday 12th January 2026
For further information CLICK HERE
Snow White & The Magnificent Seven
Location : Princess Theatre, 13 The Green, Hunstanton, Norfolk PE36 5AH
Taking the UK by storm since 2004, the Market Theatre’s Adult Panto Company are back on tour and out to corrupt another classic fairy tale beyond recognition with their unique style of Adult Panto.
Can the fearless company of just 3 actors hold it all together and pull off their biggest challenge yet, their very own adult version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs using a minimum of set props, costume and actors!?
Get ready for an evening of slick, fast-moving, farcical fun and bawdy sexual innuendo for adults only.
Not suitable for under 16’s.
Dates : Saturday 24th January 2026
For further information CLICK HERE
Adult Pantomimes in Suffolk
Jack Off the Beanstalk
Location : Haverhill Arts Centre, High Street, Haverhill, CB9 8AR
Get ready for the udderly cheeky, naughtiest version of Jack and the Beanstalk you’ve ever dared to see! 🐮
Warning: this is not your childhood fairy tale—unless your bedtime stories came with a parental advisory!
In this fabulously filthy twist, Dame Trott’s farm is in shambles… Desperate to rescue the farm, our hero Jack heads to the cattle market to save the day but is milked by the fiendish Fleshlight into handing over their beloved cow Daisy for a handful of “magic beans”
Full of filthy innuendos, outrageous outuendos, laugh-out-loud routines and plenty of bean-tickling antics for you to join in with. Expect more naughty twists than you can shake your giant beanstalk at.
Dates : Saturday 3rd January 2026
For further information CLICK HERE
One-Eyed Willy and the Quest for the Big Chest!
Location : Beccles Public Hall & Theatre, Smallgate, Beccles, Suffolk NR34 9AD
Join the devilishly handsome tsunami of smut, One-Eyed Willy, as he embarks on a perilous journey to discover the legendary Big Chest.
With a crew of misfits, treacherous seas, and plenty of camp thrills, this boisterous romp will have you laughing, cheering, and longing for more.
Get ready to plunder the night away in this uproarious, risqué treasure hunt where anything can happen and probably will!
Dates : Wednesday 21st January – Saturday 24th January 2026
For further information CLICK HERE
Beauty and the Beast – Adult Panto
Location : Ipswich Regent Theatre, 3 St. Helen’s St, Ipswich IP4 1HE
Tale as old as time? Not this one!
Beauty’s looking for love — but instead finds herself trapped in a castle with a beast with a very big… personality.
Packed with outrageous innuendo, dazzling drag, and more sass than you can shake a candle stick at.
This is a laugh-out-loud, adults-only twist on the fairy tale you thought you knew. Expect saucy jokes, outrageous antics, and enough cheek to make even Mrs. Potty blush.
Will Beauty break the spell before the last rose petal falls or will she end up the wildest of them all?
Leave the kids at home and be our guest — this one’s strictly for the adults!
Dates : Tuesday 17th February 2026
For further information CLICK HERE
Jack Off The Beanstalk (18+)
Location : The Spa Pavilion, Undercliff Road West, Felixstowe, Suffolk, IP11 2DX
Jack’s hard… on his luck! After playing with more than just his beans, he’s got a giant problem on his hands (and not the fun kind!) 😈
When the rent boy Fleshlight calls and there’s no cash to spare, Jack’s brother Thick Twatt and his mother, Dame Twatt are left clutching their sagging udders with nothing left in their coin purse! 🌱
Will Jack use his chopper, rise to the occasion and beat off the giant, or will he cum up short? 💦
Join Matty Hurst Productions Ltd, ON TOUR with ‘Kent’s No.1 Outrageous Adult Panto’ 🍑
Dates : Friday 27th February 2026
For further information CLICK HERE